the cow goes moo

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Women rights..

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Rick Perry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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