- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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