- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

William Raines.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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