There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Kate

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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