- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Brett Farve

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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