A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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I Love Hitler.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Religion

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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