What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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poop.........

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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