"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

William Raines.

balls in ya mouf

I met a man today. His name was John.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Anti Joke

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