- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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