What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Religion

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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