- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Knock Knock Come in!

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Aodhan Hearty

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Ruller

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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