A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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American healthcare.

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penis

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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William Raines.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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potato

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Religion

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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