Robin, get in the car.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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jokes r dumb

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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