- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women rights..

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

GRAAAAAAAR.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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