Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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