What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

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