- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rick Perry.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Well, this is fun.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

i have aids and a chode

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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