What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Turtles

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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The jets are a good team..

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Women's rights.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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