wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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the cow goes moo

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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