Well, this is fun.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Jews for Jesus

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ekoj

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black succeeds

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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