- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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