How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Womens rights.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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potato

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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I like jokes.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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son, you're adopted.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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