- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

a horse walks into a barn

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Robin, get in the car.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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