An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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George W. Bush

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Global Warming.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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