- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Penis.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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