He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Well, this is fun.

No joke.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

arse

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

i like potatoes

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

I met a man today. His name was John.

The Aristocrats

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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