why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

I got shot, you laughed

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

live babies

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Women's rights

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

penis

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

William Raines.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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