Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

milly, milly, milly, cat

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Knock Knock Come in!

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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