" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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The Aristocrats

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What is a dog? Bark

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Womens rights.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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