Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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