- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

knock knock you may come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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