why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

poop.........

Guess what? Chicken butt

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

what is patrick wilson? smart

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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