Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Nickelback

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Global Warming.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

i like potatoes

William Raines.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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