What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Obama

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

knock knock you may come in

Brett Farve

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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