A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Black people are innocent.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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