What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What is a dog? Bark

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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