Dani Barton = Stupid

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The jets are a good team..

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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i have aids and a chode

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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William Raines.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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