what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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balls in ya mouf

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William Raines.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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