Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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The jets are a good team..

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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