Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Kate

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Military intelligence.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Jess Burns

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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