A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Women's rights

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Turtles

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Well, this is fun.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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