Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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I got shot, you laughed

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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live babies

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