- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

If life hands you lemons Take them

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is Jason? Black.

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