q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A black succeeds

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your all shit at jokes

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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potato

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Religion

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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dildo

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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