- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A black man killed someone

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Knock Knock Come in!

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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