Ruller

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's big? Jupiter.

Kenny G

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A fish walks into a bar

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Women's rights

jokes r dumb

Turtles

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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