Womens rights.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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son, you're adopted.

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I hate you.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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