Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

son, you're adopted.

I hate you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Oh...okay, good.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Obama

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Brett Farve

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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