Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Rick Perry.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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i have aids and a chode

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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American healthcare.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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No joke.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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i like potatoes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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