- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

i like potatoes

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

gays

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

I Love Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

The Aristocrats

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I have no joke. u mad?

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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