Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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penis

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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