In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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William Raines.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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