A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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the cow goes moo

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Well, this is fun.

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