why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

kennah campion... being nice

jokes r dumb

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

No joke.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

penis

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What is Jason? Black.

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