Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

Benevolent villain.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Womens rights.

Womens Sports

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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