- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Womens rights.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A baby seal walks in to a club

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Child Prostitution.

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