GRAAAAAAAR.

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Women's rights

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Rick Perry.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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American healthcare.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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