why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

An iguana walks out of a bar

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

If life hands you lemons Take them

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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