I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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