What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Jess Burns

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I like to eat.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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