Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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penis

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A scottish man having fun

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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arse

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Global Warming.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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