Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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The jets are a good team..

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Global Warming.

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The Aristocrats

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Womens Sports

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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potato

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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