What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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