- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is patrick wilson? smart

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

I got shot, you laughed

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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