There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

i have aids and a chode

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

William Raines.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The Aristocrats

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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