How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Women's rights

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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