Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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penis

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Is Carly smart? No.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Womens rights.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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potato

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