The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A black succeeds

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your all shit at jokes

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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