q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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arse

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George W. Bush

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A black succeeds

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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The Aristocrats

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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i like potatoes

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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