- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

If life hands you lemons Take them

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What is Jason? Black.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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