What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

William Raines.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock knock, come in.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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