Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

1+1= 69

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Kate

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A black man killed someone

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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