- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

i like potatoes

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

The Aristocrats

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Womens rights.

What is a dog? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

I have no joke. u mad?

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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