Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Ruller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

I got shot, you laughed

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

live babies

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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