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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Brett Farve

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

live babies

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A baby seal walks into a club.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Women's rights

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Turtles

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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