- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

i have aids and a chode

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

American healthcare.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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