Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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American healthcare.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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