An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is a dog? Bark

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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