- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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The jets are a good team..

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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