- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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