What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Jess Burns

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's big? Jupiter.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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