how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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your all shit at jokes

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Womens Sports

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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