- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A fat guy!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

men's rights activists

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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