- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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