- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

hi jonny

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What do we call Osama? Osama

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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