How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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