- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What's better than a stick? A stone

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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