What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What does? 42

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

thumb_up thumb_down -35

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops