A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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