If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your mom.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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