- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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