How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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