- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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