- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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