How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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