What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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