- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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