How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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