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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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