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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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