roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Men's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

You know what's funny? Rape

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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