- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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