Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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