- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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