- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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