- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Racial equality.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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