What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

what did jacob say to coach a joke

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

TOP KEK

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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