A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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