- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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