- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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