- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A baby seal walks into a club.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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