Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What is my name? I dont know

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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