Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Japan

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Caolan and Eamon

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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