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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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