- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock Who's there

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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