Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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WILLYS

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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womens rights.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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