- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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