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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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