- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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