Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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