- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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