Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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