- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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