- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how do you call someone? use a phone

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Gus's mom

I think everybody should have a penis.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

My cat just died.

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