Ben Corbishley

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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