what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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