- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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