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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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