a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Your face

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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