roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Anti Joke

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