A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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