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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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