- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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