why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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