- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

knock knock... ...no answer

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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