What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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a blind man walks into a wall

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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