- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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