I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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