- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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