- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

So FDR walks into a bar.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Dane Cook makes a joke.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Fat? Jesse Z

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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