- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

what's white and sticky semen

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Gay rights.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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