Turkey Balls

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Take wrong turns

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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