- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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