How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

hashtags suck balls

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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