What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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