- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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