white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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