- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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