- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Knock Knock. Doors open

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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