Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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