What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A American seeking into mexico

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Charlie Sheen is winning

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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