What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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