- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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