Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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