What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Happy Monday!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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