Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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