How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Tunechi

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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