Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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