- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

The FCC

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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