- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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