WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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