- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Where's the soap?

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