A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What is the difference?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

hi charles lattuca III

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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