- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A lot eh?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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