What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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