My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Charlie Sheen is winning

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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