- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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