- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

my wife out of the kitchen

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