Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

scraggle is in you pillow case

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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