- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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