Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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