did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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