- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A blonde dies Lololol

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Anti-jokes are funny.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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