What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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