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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Obama lin Baden.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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