- Anti Joke

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple