- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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