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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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