- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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