- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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