- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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