What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

scraggle is in you pillow case

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

how much fish could a chicken

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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