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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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