- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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