Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Penis

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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