- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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