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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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