What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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