- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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