A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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