- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

knock,knock you suck

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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