What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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