- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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