- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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