- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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