Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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