NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Anti Joke

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