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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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