Knock knock knock OCD

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why did you poop because you are a poop

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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