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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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