What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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