- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

how do you win a game try your best

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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