- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

a black man walks out of popeyes

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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