What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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