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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

knock knock come in

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Racial equality.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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