Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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VITAMIN C!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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