- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

knock knock who's there ?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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