- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.