why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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