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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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