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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

THe Election

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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