- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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