- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Take wrong turns

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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