- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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