- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Asian women drivers...

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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