Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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