- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Andoni was here

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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