- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Whats 1+1? window!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A praying mantis is very graceful

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Maths.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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