- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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