Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

I'm homeless.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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