- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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