A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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