A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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