- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??