- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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