- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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