- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Communism hehe xd

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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