- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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