Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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