Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

how do you win a game try your best

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats white jizz

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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