What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What is green and slow Grass.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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