What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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The cream, it is coming

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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