- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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