What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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