- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

I Have a Black Friend

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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