Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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