- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Indians

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

I <3 Hitler

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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