Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Japan

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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