- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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