- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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