- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

4 hours later.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

12 in general

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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