- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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