- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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