- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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