What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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