What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Antijokes...

why did you poop because you are a poop

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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