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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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