- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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