- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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