- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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