What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Lololol

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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