- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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