- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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