- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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