- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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