Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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