why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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