In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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