- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Women's rights

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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