Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Once upon a time a was born

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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