Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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