whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops