- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A women left the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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