What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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