- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I wrote a funny joke.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A fat guy!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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