- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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