Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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