Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Indians

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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