there once was a black man who played basketball

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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