- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Japan

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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