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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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