- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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