- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

the WNBA.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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