A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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