Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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