- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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