Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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