why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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NEVER

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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