- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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