- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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