What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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