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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

WOw you have no life

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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