An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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