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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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