- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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