- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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