Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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