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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I walk into a bar...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Your girlfriend.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

scraggle is in you pillow case

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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