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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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