What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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