- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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