- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

I am a mime

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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