- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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