Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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