- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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