- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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