- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Penis

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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