- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Wolfjob.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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