- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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