- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Yanter, Look it up

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock Who's there

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