Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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