- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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