If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Jesus Christ

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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