- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

have you ever had african food? neither have they

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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