- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points