- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Your're racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

you see theres this guy.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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