H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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men's rights activists

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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