one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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