Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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