A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I put my baby in a microwave.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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