Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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