There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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