Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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The holocaust

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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