What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

So a bar walks into a man...

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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