- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??