Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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aodhan hearty

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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