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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

my gramma died

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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