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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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