Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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