- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I am quite mature.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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