What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Women's Soccer.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Yellow People !!

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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