A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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THe Election

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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