- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Golf.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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