- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

batman farted so hes retarded

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