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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

I have read the terms and conditions

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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