George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

i hate non minorities!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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