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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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