- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??