What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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