And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Cheese

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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