- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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