Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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