- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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