Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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