What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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