What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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