Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Boob

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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