Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why did katy fall off her bike?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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