What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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