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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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