Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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