- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Albino African Americans

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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