- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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