What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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