- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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