- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

All of these jokes are about white people

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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