- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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