I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

bite me

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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