roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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