- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Anti-jokes are funny.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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