A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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