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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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