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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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