what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Take wrong turns

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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