whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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