- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

fridge

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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