What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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