A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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