- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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