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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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