- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Massie is a fatass

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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