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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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