- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What does two plus two equal? 4

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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