how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Turkey Balls

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Anti Joke

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