Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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