- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

how do you win a game try your best

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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