How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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