- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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