A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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guess what? bannanas

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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