- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

My spelling is horrible

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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