- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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