- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

My cat just died.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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