ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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