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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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