- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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