- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Albino African Americans

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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