- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

human centipede

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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