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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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