- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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