Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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