- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Paper or plastic? Yes...

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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