Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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