srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Anti Joke

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