- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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