- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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