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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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