What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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