- Anti Joke

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

God is real.