- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Take part of what?

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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