There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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