Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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