Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Obama = ebola

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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