- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Potassium? K.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Click here to end the world.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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