- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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