- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Indians

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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