What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Flowers are colors Love me

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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