A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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