How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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