Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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THe Election

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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