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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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