A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

here's a joke... the american education society

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Women's Rights..

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