Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Albino African Americans

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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