- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Men's rights

Manchester City

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

steven hawking walks into a bar

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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