I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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