Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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