- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Massie is a fatass

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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