- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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