A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what do you call a black guy african american

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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