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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A gay man watches football.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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THe Election

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