- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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