-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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