What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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