- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A women left the kitchen.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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