- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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