- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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