- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Massie is a fatass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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