How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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