Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

scraggle is in you pillow case

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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