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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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