- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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