- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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