Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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