- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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