A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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