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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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