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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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