roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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