- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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