Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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