- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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