- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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