- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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