- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

My Nan, that is all.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

drugs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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