- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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