- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A car walks into a bar.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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