what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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