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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A pope meets another one

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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