-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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