- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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