- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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