- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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