- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

guess what what that wasnt it

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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