Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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so how about that irline food

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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