- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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