- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

The New York Giants

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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