- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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