- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Feminism.

Tall asians

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

pull my finger (farts)

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