- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Massie is a fatass

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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