a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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