- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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