- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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