- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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