- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Male leadership.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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