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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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