- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A chicken walked into the bar...

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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