- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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