- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's one plus one? two.

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