whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Camerons hair is Curly..

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's funny? Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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