- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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