- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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