- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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