What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

I <3 Hitler

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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