- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

BIG MAC'S

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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