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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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