What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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