- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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