- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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