- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Julian Ha.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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