Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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HEY!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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