- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Guess who is violent. Osama

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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