- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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