How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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