Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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