The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

matt is fat

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Happy Monday!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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