Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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