What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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