- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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