what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Ol-ive

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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