Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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