Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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