Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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