- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

hey guys im gay

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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