- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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