Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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