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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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