- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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