- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

My cat just died.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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