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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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