- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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