- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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