- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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