- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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