- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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