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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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