- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

The Big Band Theory

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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