- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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