- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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