- Anti Joke

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead