- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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