Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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