Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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