what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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