- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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