What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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