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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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