Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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men's rights activists

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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