An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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I'm hungry.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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