- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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