A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Trump will make America great again.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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