- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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