What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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