- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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