- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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