yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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