- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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