Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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