- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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