- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

My jeans

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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