- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

my egg roll

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Death by kayak

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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