- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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