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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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