What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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