- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Ben Corbishley

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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