- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Communism hehe xd

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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