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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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