- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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