Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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