Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What does? 42

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Anti Joke

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