My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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why does column have a letter n?

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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A seal walks into a club.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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