What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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roses are red violets should be purple

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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