What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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