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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Chlamydia

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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