- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Your sex life.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Where's my baby??

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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