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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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