Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

9/11 my birthday

I'm Coming

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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