Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Tunechi

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I? Everett

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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