roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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