- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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