Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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#Getweird

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Balls

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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