- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

how much fish could a chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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