- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots