Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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I <3 Hitler

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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