Death by kayak

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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