- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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