What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

who is gay wit mon james cornish

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

i hate non minorities!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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