What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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