How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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I am a mime

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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