Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Knock Knock Who did that?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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