- Anti Joke

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen