A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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