Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Anti Joke

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