- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

WNBA

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

I? Everett

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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