- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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