Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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