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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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