Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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