- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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