Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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