Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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