Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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