- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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