- Anti Joke

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow