Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Where's my tractor?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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