- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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