how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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i saw amango it splootered

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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