What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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a black man pays his child support

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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