- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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