What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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