How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

justin beiber sucks

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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