Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Sixty... eight

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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