- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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