- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

a black man pays his child support

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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