let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What is older than history?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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