Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A Chinese man fails a math test

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's blue? The sky.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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