So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Anti Joke

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