- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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