An Asian with a big dick.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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