yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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were you expecting a joke

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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