Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's just not right? Left

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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