- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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