Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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salad days!

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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