What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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