,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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