Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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