whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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My jeans

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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