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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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