- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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