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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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