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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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