Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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