whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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