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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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