Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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