- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

hey hey apple

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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