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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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