Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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