A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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