- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How about that airline food?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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