- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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