- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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