- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Eric is gay Ha

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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