- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

a black man walks out of popeyes

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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