- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Matthew Wyckoff

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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