What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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I work at jcpenny

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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