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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

i hate non minorities!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

knock knock? come in

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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