A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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