- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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