- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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