A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

i saw amango it splootered

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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