How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Jovan

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Fat people

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

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