why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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