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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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