- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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