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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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