A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who is it?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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