- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

The queen having a shit

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's up? Your time.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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