What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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