- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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