- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Bitch

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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