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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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