Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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