- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Happy Monday!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

matt is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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