Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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call me maybe.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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