- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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