- Anti Joke

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans