- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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