- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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