- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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