- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Yellow People !!

What would u like to drink?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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