what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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