- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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