- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A gay man watches football.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Jokes = Drained

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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