- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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