When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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