- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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