- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Massie is a fatass

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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