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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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