Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Okay.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Smeg...

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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