Neither have I

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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No soup for you!

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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