- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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