Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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