- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Banana Hamock.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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