- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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