- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A dyslexic blind man

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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