Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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