- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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