- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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