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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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