What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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No

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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