- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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