I had friends on the Death Star.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Potassium? K.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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