If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Anti Joke

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