What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I'm Coming

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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