- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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