- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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