- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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