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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

All of these jokes are about white people

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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