- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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