- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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