- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Women's rights.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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