- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and slow Grass.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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