1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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