- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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