- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

A fat guy!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

men's rights activists

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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