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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

hey guys im gay

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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