- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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