A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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