Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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mitchell palmer sucks

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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