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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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