- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Detroit has a low crime rate

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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