Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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