What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Diarrhea

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock It's open, come in

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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