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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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