- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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