- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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