- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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