- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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