- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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