why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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