How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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