Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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