What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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