Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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i have two hands.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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