Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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