- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Where's the soap?

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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