- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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