How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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