How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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