Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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