- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A sober Irish individual.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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