- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Turkeys are obese

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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