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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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