A fat guy!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A hill billy went fishing

i'm hard

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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