- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Asian women drivers...

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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