- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

13 =B you just learned something

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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