The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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