- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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