- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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