- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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