- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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