- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

European on my shoes, buddy.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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