A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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