- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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