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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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