- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??