What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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black chicken. kfc

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Anti Joke

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