- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Guest what in the butt

Women's professional sports

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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