why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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