- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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