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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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