Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do I hate? people

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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