How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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