- Anti Joke

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

here's a joke... the american education society

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?