- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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