What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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