What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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bangers and mash?

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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