- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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