- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Tall asians

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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