- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

drugs.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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