Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's 1+1? 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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