my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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you gay?

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Anti Joke

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