- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Once upon a time a was born

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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