- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

My jeans

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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