james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock knock knock OCD

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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