- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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