What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why are balck people black because they are

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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