Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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