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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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