- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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