- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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