- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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