- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A car walks into a bar.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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