- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

dallen loves penis

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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