Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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