- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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