What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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