Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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