whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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cool

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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