- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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