What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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