- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beka has AIDS

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Hail Hitler

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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