- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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