question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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cory is gay

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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