- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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