Knock Knock Come in

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Anti Joke

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