- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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