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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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