A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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