I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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