What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Jesus Christ

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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