Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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