- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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