Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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