What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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