what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Women's rights.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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