Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

asians have slitted eyes lol

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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