- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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