- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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