Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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