- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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