A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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