- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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