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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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