- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

knock knock who's there ?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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