- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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