What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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swag

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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