Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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