What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Obama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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