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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

taking out the trash... at night

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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