- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

An Irishman walked out of a bar

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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