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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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