Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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God is real.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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