Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

so today i took a poop. hehe

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Take wrong turns

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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