I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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eoin burgin is fat

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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