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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I named my son ps2 controller

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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