My spelling is horrible

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

say it ten times fast: oh

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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