- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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