What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Happy Monday!

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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