One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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