- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

The New York Giants

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

CFL

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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