- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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