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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is green and is not grass A frogg

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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