red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Bob Saget that is all

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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