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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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