- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A man penetrates another man.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Matthew Wyckoff

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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