- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Sir, your wife is dead

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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