- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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