- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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