- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

The holocaust

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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