- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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