- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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