- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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