Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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