Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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hi jonny

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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womens rights

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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like if your cool

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Anti Joke

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