- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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