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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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