- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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