- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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