- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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