So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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kieran is a homosexual

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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