- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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