What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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