Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

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