How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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