- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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