Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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