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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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