Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

So FDR walks into a bar.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A fat guy!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

men's rights activists

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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