- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Your're racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

you see theres this guy.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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