Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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