How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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