- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Chlamydia

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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