How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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