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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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