- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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