What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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