- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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