What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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knock knock go away

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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