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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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