- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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