One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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