- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

You idiot.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I enjoy Popcorn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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