- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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