Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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