Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

matt is fat

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Happy Monday!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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