- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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