- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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