- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

womens rights.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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