Apple hates Blackberry.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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