- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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