why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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HELLO EVERYONE

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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HEY!

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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