THEN WHO WAS FONE?

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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