I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Your big dick.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Brain fart

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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