- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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