What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...