- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

ewrg

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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