Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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