What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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