- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Your're racist.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

The Princess is in another castle

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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