- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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