- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Your big dick.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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