What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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