Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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