- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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