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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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