- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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