- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's long and black The unemployment line

womens rights

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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