A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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