wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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