- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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