How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

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