A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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