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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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