Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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