Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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