Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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