- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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