Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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