- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??