If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Ben Corbishley

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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