- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A man was shot. He died.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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