- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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