- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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