Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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