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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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