- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much fish could a chicken

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what are you mike bibby?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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