- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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