Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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