- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A guy walks into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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