What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Anti Joke

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