The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Kevin and Ramin

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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