What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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THe Election

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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