(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

One, two, three, four and five

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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