What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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