- Anti Joke

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.