- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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