How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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