- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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