- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I love you

You know whats annoying? Steve

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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