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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Happy Monday!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Anyone can post anything.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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