Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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