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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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