- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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