What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what this: b a dead one of these: p

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops