Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A dog was barking at a tree

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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