- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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