- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

HEY!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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