What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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