How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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