- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Charlie Sheen

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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