- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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