A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I like jokes.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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