- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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