How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

the cow goes moo

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The jets are a good team..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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