George W. Bush

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The jets are a good team..

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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William Raines.

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balls in ya mouf

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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