- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

I like jokes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

son, you're adopted.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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