Womens rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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