Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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