Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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potato

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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