How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Brett Farve

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Freedom of Speech

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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live babies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Women's rights

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Turtles

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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