Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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