What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A black succeeds

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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William Raines.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Womens rights.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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