- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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