Rick Perry.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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