What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

the cow goes moo

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Scott

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Dani Barton = Stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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