- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

penis

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

your all shit at jokes

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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