what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Obama

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Women's rights

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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