Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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The government makes a good decision

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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why did the chicken cross the road

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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