There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

William Raines.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops