- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

No joke.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The Aristocrats

Is Carly smart? No.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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