What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Robin, get in the car.

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Women's rights

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rick Perry.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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