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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock Knock Come in!

the cow goes moo

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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