What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Popsicles

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Oh...okay, good.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Women's rights.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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