Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Religion

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Hello world

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Anti Joke

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