- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Womens rights.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

black people. that is all...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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