Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Brett Farve

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Freedom of Speech

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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live babies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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