- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Religion

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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