Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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son, you're adopted.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Jasper sucks.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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