- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

did you ever see a butter fly?

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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