What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Chuck Norris died.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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poop.........

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Thumbs this up

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Anti Joke

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