A baby seal walks into a club

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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I got shot, you laughed

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A joke

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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