What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

Kate

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Oh...okay, good.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Women's rights

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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