- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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