What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

I Love Hitler.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

The Aristocrats

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Religion

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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