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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

The jets are a good team..

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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