Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Brett Farve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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