Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Kate

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Kenny G

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Women's rights

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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