- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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