What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Religion

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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