A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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1+1= 69

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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im jewish

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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