- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Women's rights

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turtles

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Well, this is fun.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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