why did the chicken cross the road

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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