What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Jess Burns

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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