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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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