- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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