- Anti Joke

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.