what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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