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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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