- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

My spelling is horrible

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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