- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Chlamydia

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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