Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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