- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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