What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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