what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Happy Monday!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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