- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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