How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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