- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

You know whats annoying? Steve

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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