- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why dont they make black forks

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

I enjoy Popcorn

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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