- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what came first the chicken or the chips

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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