- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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