A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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My mom

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Anti Joke

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