- Anti Joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Obama lin Baden.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.