- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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