what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Roses are red.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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