How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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