Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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