why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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