did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

The Big Band Theory

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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