- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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