Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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human centipede

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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