A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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