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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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