- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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