Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Caramel Boing.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Yellow People !!

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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