- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

like if your cool

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Democracy.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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