- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's stupid a light bulb.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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