- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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