What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Anti Joke

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