- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Once upon a time a was born

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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