- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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