- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road...

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