- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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