What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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pobody's nerfect

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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