Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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A man goes to the potty.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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silver bullet?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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