- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's one plus one? two.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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