- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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