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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Sarah Palin.

A man died.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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