Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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