- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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