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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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