- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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