Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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