- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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