- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

I have read the terms and conditions

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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