- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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