- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Happy Monday!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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