- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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