How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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