What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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