Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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