- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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