- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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