Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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