- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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