If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Racial Equality

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

brock has small hands for a small job

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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