It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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