What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call a black man? Rob

knock,knock you suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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