- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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