What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Where's the soap?

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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