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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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