Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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