- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

And Stephen Hawking said.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Adam Chebali has no life

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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