- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Your Mom

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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