- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??