Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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