Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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