- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I named my son ps2 controller

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A baby seal walks into a club.

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