I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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