why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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human centipede

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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