A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Your mom is so old she died

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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