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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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