What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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