- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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