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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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