How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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