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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

knock knock Goodbye

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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