- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

knock,knock you suck

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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