- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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