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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel