- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's stupid a light bulb.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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