guess what? bannanas

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

i hate non minorities!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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