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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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