What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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