- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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