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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Obama = ebola

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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