- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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