- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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