You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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