What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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