Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Boob

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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My jeans

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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