- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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