Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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