A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Manchester City

Men's rights

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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