There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

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