- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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