If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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