why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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