- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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