- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

knock,knock you suck

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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