how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Turkey Balls

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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