- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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