- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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