- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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