Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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