- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

pull my finger (farts)

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

hi michael

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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