- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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