What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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