- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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