- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

12 in general

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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