knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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