Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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