The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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