- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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