what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

penis. nuff said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

this website is a bad joke

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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