what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Ben Corbishley

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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