- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Communism hehe xd

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A pope meets another one

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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