- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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