Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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miha kako si?

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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