- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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