- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

woman's rights

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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