what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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THe Election

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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