What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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autistic kids rock

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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