Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's long and black The unemployment line

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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