We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

"Knock knock..." "come in"

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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