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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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