- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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