- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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