- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

eoin burgin is fat

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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