too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's 9+10? 19

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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