- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

The Labour Party.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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