Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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