I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Adam Chebali is awesome

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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