what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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