- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Once upon a time a was born

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Hello.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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