- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

race-car = rac-ecar

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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