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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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