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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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