1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why are white people white? I don't know

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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