What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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