Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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kkkk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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