if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

hey guys im gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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