why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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