What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

guess what what ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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