what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Denard Robinson

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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