- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Yellow People !!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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