- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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