Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what did one computer say to the other .........

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

antonis sister is mighty fine

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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