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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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