So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Half life 3 confirmed

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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