- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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