- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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