- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I walk into a bar...

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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