What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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