- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

How High is a Chinese man

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

This sentence is a lie.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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