- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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