What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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