What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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