- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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