- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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