- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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