Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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