Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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