Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a man makes a bad joke

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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