Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Anti Joke

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