One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Poop

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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