- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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