- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does two plus two equal? 4

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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