- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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