What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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