- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

mitchell palmer sucks

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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