- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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