Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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