Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Feminism.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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