- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Your big dick.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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