- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock knock OCD

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Nobody cares maddie!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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