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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

matt is fat

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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