- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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