- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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