Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Anti Joke

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