- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yellow People !!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

The Big Band Theory

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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