- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man checks his mypsace

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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