- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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