An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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