Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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