What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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i have two hands.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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