- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Men's rights

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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