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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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