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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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