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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.