Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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