- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

hey hey apple

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

13 =B you just learned something

race-car = rac-ecar

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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