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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's blue? The sky.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

i dont fisish anythi

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....