- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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