What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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