Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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