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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Im taking a shit right now.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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