- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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