Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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hers a joke... japanese people

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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