- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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