- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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