- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What fires shots? A gun

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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