- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

You know whats annoying? Steve

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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