- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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