Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

I'm rick james bitch

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Cheese

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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