It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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