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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A russian gives away vodka.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How about that airline food?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Happy Monday!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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