- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I <3 Hitler

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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