- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Penis

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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