- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How High is a Chinese man

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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