- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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