- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's blue? The sky.

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