- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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