- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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