Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Barack Obama

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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