What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Abortion

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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