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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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