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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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