Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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