So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Yanter, Look it up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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