Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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The Labour Party.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Anti Joke

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