Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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