- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Massie is a fatass

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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