- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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