- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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