- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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