- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats green and lives in the water

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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