why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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