- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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