- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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