- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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