- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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