A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Once upon a time a was born

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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