What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Anti Joke

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