Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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