- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Chlamydia

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Yellow People !!

Go away still nothing to see

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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