Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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