A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Rebecca Black

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why? Because.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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