Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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matt is fat

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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FUCK YOU

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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