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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

knock knock come in

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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