What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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