Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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