A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

woman's rights

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Tony Romo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

taking out the trash... at night

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Anti Joke

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