- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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