- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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