- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

I am quite mature.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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