- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Massie is a fatass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

My spelling is horrible

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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