- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

poopy is poopy

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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