How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

what did jacob say to coach a joke

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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