Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Guest what in the butt

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Anti Joke

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