- Anti Joke

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Obama lin Baden.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.