- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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