Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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whats white jizz

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Cheese

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Anti Joke

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