- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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