- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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