Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Thats what she said

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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