- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.