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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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