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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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