Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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