- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

i have two hands.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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