- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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