- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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