- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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