- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

I will create more jobs for americans

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

knock knock come in !

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??