They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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