- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

bite me

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Obama = ebola

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Tony Romo

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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