What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

hey guys im gay

Your girlfriend.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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