If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how do you win a game try your best

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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