- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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