- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Knock Knock.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Gay rights.

what's white and sticky semen

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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