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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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