- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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