why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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