How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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