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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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