Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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