I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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