what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Anti Joke

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