what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

the WNBA.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Wanna hear a joke? no

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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