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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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