- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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