how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I'm hungry.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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