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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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