- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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