- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What's white and horny? A unicorn

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??