- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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