- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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