How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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