- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

school homewrok

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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