- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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