Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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