What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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guess what? bannanas

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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