How did the black person die? Of old age

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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