Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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