- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

kieran is a homosexual

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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