Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Male leadership.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

an emo girl walked into a white room

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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