- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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