- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

like if your cool

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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