whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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