Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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