- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Women's professional sports

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Guest what in the butt

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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