What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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