Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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I <3 Hitler

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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hi jonny

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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