- Anti Joke

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.