Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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