- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I work at jcpenny

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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