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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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