A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A house comes around the corner.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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