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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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