- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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