A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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12 in general

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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