The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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