Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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womens rights

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Democracy.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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