She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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