There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Tunechi

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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