- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is green and slow Grass.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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