- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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