- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

hey guys im gay

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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