- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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