- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Dwarf Shortage

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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