- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

women's rights

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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