What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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