A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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