My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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