- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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