- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

women's rights.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

good looking women

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

kieran is a homosexual

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