Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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