- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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