- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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