How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Women's professional sports

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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one stop shop

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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