what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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