What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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autistic kids rock

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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