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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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