- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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