- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why? Because.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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