- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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