- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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