Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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