- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock knock, COME IN!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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