- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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