Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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hi michael

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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