- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

knock,knock you suck

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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