- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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