Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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who else is on here?

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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hey hey apple

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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