- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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