- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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