Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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can you touch your toes? no

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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dat shoe shine tho

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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