- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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