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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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