- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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