why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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