A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Where's my tractor?

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why do mexicans get made fun of

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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