Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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quantum physics?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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