- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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