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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

i dont fisish anythi

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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