- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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