- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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