- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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