- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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