- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a joke? no

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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