Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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