Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

9/11 my birthday

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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