- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Doors open

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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