- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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