A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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I'm homeless.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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