people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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