What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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