- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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