A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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