- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

BIG MAC'S

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Pain Olympics.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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