- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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