Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats funny? Your face.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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