- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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