Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What would u like to drink?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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