- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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