Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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