What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Anti Joke

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