- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

balls

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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