- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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