- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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