- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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