- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??