- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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