Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

knock,knock you suck

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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