- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

girls basketball

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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