- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You know whats annoying? Steve

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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