What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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