- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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