this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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