- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

John lazzaro likes dick

Guest what in the butt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A sober Irish individual.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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