If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

People...

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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