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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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