- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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