What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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