- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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