- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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