Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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