- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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