i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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