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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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