World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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