- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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