What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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