- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

eoin burgin is fat

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

69

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??