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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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