- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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