why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

men's rights activists

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A fat guy!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i'm hard

Dead girls can't say no.

A hill billy went fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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