- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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