What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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