Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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