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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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