Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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