- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

women's rights

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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