- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats black and strange a paki

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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