- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

* anti-punchline

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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