A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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