- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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