- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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