- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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