- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

no.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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