- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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