How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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