why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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