- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's up? Your time.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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