What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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knock knock come in !

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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