- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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