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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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