A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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