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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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