- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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