- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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