- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what do you call a black guy african american

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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