- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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