- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

69

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Ben Corbishley

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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