- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Justin Bieber.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

My spelling is horrible

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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