What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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