- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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