- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

The New York Giants

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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