- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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