- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

eoin burgin is fat

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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