- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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