- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

I? Everett

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Tunechi

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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