why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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