Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

every knight i see an owl at window

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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