- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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