- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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