- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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