Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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