whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

deez nuts

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

matt is fat

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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