there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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