What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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hey hey apple

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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