- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Knock Knock Who's there

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chris is hairy

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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