- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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