- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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