- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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