- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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