- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Julian Ha.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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