- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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