What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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alert('The Game')

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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