- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

So a seal walks into a club.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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