- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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