- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What has two legs? Half a cat

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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