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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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