- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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