Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Gustavo Andrade

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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