Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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