What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Your mom.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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