What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Racial equality.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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i like it in the mouth

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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