- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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