What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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