- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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