- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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