what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Yellow People !!

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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