- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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