- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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