- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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