- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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