Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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