- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Guest what in the butt

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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