Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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