A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How High is a Chinese man

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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