- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

4 hours later.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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