A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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My children are mistakes

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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