Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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