- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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