Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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