- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What is better than life? Nothing.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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