What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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