- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Knock knock Come in

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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