- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Obama = ebola

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

bite me

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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