- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Yellow People !!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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