What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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