Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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