- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

whats white jizz

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Take part of what?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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