your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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