What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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baloney sandwich

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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