- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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