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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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