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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what are you mike bibby?

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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