Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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