What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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