- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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