Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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