- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

The holocaust

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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