What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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