Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

someone called someone else a frog

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

roses are red violets should be purple

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Anti Joke

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