How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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