Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's 1+1? 69.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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