A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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