Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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