Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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