Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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