- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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