- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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