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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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