- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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