A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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