- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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