whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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