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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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