Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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