why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Chuck Norris.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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