- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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