- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

girls basketball

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

The FCC

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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