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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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