I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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