- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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