What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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