- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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