Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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