- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Massie is a fatass

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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