A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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womens rights.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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