When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Neither have I

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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