- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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