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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is your name? My name is Jeff

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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