A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

I'm homeless.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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