How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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