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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon