Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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