What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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