Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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