- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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