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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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