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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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