- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

josh sucks polish adams dick

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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