- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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