- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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