- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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