What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

drugs.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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