Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

womens rights.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

This is a joke.

Andoni was here

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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