- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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