- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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