- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Communism hehe xd

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A cat playing laser tag.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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