- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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