Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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SHUT UP JP

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Anti Joke

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