- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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