Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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