what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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