- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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