What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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woman's rights

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Obama lin Baden.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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