What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Where's my tractor?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A woman walks into a bar.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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