- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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