Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A car walks into a bar.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

eoin burgin is fat

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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