- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

I enjoy Popcorn

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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