- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

child labor

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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