- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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