- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Take part of what?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I'm rick james bitch

asians have slitted eyes lol

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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