- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

All of these jokes are about white people

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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