- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

guess what what ...

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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