What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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