- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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