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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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