- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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