Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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