What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Guest what in the butt

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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