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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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