- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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