Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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