- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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