What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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