What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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