yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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