A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

if you don't like this you're gay

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A chicken walked into the bar...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops