What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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