- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

knock knock... ...no answer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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