- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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