Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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