what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A gay man watches football.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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