- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Apple hates Blackberry.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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