Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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