what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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