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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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