- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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