There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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