- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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