Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Obama lin Baden.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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