- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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