- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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