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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.