- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your're racist.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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