- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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