- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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