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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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