- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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