- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your big dick.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

the WNBA.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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