- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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