why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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it was all Tagart

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Chuck Norris.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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