- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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