Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Death by kayak

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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