Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Take wrong turns

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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95556

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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