- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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