Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's white and gluey Glue

feminine literature

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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