What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why? Why not?

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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