- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*