You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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