- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

poopy is poopy

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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