- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock come in

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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