- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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