Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

your mom was so fat that she died.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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