- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Do you want icecream, Björn?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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