- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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