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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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