- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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