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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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