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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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