How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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