What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Racial Equality

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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