- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

hi mom

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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