- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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