A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How about that airline food?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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