what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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