- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Fat? Jesse Z

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