Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's one plus one? two.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Turkey Balls

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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