- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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