Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Hail Hitler

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Beka has AIDS

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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