I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Ily bae

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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