- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

every knight i see an owl at window

whats green and slimy? green slim

human centipede

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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