antonio has a penis head.lol

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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