- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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