What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Get on the boat.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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