- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

your face

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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