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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

João Duarte reads this.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

homosexual rights to marriage

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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