What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A sober Irish individual.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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