YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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AIDS

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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