- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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