2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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69.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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