- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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