- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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