Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Asian women drivers...

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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sky silverstein

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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