Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Tall asians

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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