why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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