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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

whats white jizz

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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