Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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