- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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