- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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