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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

knock knock i have diarrhea

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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