- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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