- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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