- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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