- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I? Everett

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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