- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

deez nuts

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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