Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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