- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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