How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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