why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

someone called someone else a frog

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

scraggle is in you pillow case

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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