- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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