- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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