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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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