- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

the sky is green no it is not

bangers and mash?

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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