What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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