- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Guess what? I like trains.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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