- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

that wall over there ->

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Link ate ink to make him sink.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

knock knock come in

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