- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

AIDS

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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