- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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