why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

batman farted so hes retarded

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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