"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

cory is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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