- Anti Joke

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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