Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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nolan is gay

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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