Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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eoin burgin is fat

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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