- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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