- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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