- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

knock knock Dave's not here.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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