- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Asian women drivers...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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