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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

taking out the trash... at night

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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