- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Poop

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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