What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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