- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

One, two, three, four and five

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Chick Norris... Enough said

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