What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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