- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

womens rights.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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