Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A black man walks out of a police station

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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