- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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