- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Your girlfriend.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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