- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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