Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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