- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Hey how is your wife and my kids

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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