Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Ben Corbishley

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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