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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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