- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Horse.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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