- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

guess what what ...

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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