- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Sixty... eight

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??