- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Pain Olympics.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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