All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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