Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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