Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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