Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

why did you poop because you are a poop

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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