i like it in the mouth

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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YOU

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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