Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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