- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I love alchohol!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

This is an anti-joke.

Happy Monday!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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