- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's 1+1? 69.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Yellow People !!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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