- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

12 niqqa 12.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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