- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Adam Chebali has no life

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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