Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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