- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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