How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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