- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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