race-car = rac-ecar

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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