- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

I enjoy Popcorn

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

You idiot.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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