A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

The cream, it is coming

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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