- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

I'm Batman.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

guess what what that wasnt it

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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