- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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