you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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