Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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