What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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No soup for you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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