- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Dumb

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Male leadership.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

You want to hear a joke? Republican

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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