- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

steven hawking walks into a bar

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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