Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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