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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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