Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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