How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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