- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

I'm rick james bitch

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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