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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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