What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How about that airline food?

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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