- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Sir, your wife is dead

what are you mike bibby?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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