Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

thumb_up thumb_down -19

25

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

thumb_up thumb_down -19

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

haha black people :D

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops