Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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