Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Racial Equality

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

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