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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I enjoy Popcorn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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