- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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