Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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