Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

anti jokes are really funny

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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