a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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www.xnxx.com

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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