- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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