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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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