- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was all Tagart

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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