- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

womens rights

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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