roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Title IX

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Dumb

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

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