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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

here's a joke... the american education society

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.