- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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