What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Blacks

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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