- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Gay rights.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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