- Anti Joke

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

knock knock Goodbye

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.