What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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