- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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