69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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taking out the trash... at night

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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