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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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