- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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