Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Justin Bieber

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

girls basketball

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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