- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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