A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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9/11 my birthday

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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