- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

race-car = rac-ecar

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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