If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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