- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Click here to end the world.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Potassium? K.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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