- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

I have cancer. And you're next.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A lot eh?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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