- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's stupid a light bulb.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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