Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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salad days!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Yellow People !!

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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