- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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