What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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