How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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