Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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