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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

race-car = rac-ecar

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