- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Daniel is a fag

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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