when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A dog was barking at a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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