- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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