- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

THe Election

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

who is really lanky? james cornish

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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