What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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