an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

asians have slitted eyes lol

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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