Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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