- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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