What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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