What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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