Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

You just read this ..

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...