Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Your face

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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