- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

quantum physics?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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