- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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