So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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