What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Everybody will die

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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