Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Anti Joke

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