- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Who is big and stupid My brother

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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