- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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