- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A man was shot. He died.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I <3 Hitler

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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