A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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