- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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