What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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