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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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