- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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