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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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