- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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