- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Gus's mom

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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