What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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