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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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