- Anti Joke

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Face Hunter is scum

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.