Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

jd and zach loves vigina

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Anti Joke

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