what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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knock knock go away

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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