- Anti Joke

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: