- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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