Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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