if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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