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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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