- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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