- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Obama = ebola

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??