- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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