- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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