- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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