A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Women's rights.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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drugs.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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