- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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