a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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