To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

A Jew walks into Macy's

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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