Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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You are joking right?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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