- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

PENIS lol

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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