- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Hello

You tell me. I have amnesia.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Hey how is your wife and my kids

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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