- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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