Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did john say to bob Hey bob

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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