- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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