- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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