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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

9/11 my birthday

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

13 =B you just learned something

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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