- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What page are you on The gay page.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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