- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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