- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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