- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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