- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Sir, your wife is dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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