- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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