Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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