- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why are white people white? I don't know

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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