what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

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