When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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