- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

America

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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