Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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