Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Where's the soap?

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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