A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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