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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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