knock knock come in

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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