- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

homosexual rights to marriage

Why? Because.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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