- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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