what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

I? Everett

Tunechi

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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