- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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