- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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