- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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