Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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