- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Asian women drivers...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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