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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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