Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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