- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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