- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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