- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

roses are red violets should be purple

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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