- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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