- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

steven hawking walks into a bar

every knight i see an owl at window

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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