y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A house comes around the corner.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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