- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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