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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I'm Polish.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

knock knock i have diarrhea

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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