- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Japan

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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