- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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