One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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