- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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