- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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