- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

I wrote a funny joke.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!