- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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