It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Neither have I

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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