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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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