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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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