Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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