- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Racial Equality

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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