So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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