- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

black people swimming

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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