What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Racial equality.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Anti Joke

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