Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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