How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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kkkk

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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