Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Racial Equality

Knock Knock! F*ck off

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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