- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Fat people

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Abortion

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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