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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

salad days!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Knock knock It's open, come in

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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