how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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