- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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