united we sit, cause we're fat

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

whatdumb and gay stewart price

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Half life 3 confirmed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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