Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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swag

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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