- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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