- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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