In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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