Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Jovan

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Fat people

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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