Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

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