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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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