- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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