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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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