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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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