- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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