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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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