- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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