- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

someone called someone else a frog

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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