- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Women deserve equal rights.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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