Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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