What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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