Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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