- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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