What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

^ That's not even funny ^

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Anti Joke

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