- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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