- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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