What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Yellow People !!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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