I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

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