every knight i see an owl at window

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

human centipede

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

quantum physics?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Anti Joke

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