- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

i like turtles

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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