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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

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