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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian