- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Women outside of the kitchen.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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