- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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