- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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