Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What is older than history?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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