- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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