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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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