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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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