- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

knock,knock you suck

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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