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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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