- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Who wants water? I do.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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