- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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