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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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