What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Where's my tractor?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A woman walks into a bar.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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