Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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William Raines.

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black people. that is all...

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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