Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Robin, get in the car.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Nickelback

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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penis

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No joke.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The jets are a good team..

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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