The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Well, this is fun.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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