- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Freedom of Speech

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

I got shot, you laughed

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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