- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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