Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A black succeeds

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Womens rights.

black people. that is all...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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