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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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im jewish

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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the cow goes moo

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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