What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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I hate you.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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