What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Kate

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A black man killed someone

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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