What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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the cow goes moo

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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