- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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