A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Oh...okay, good.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Military intelligence.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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