- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

William Raines.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Is Carly smart? No.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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