Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Oh...okay, good.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

I like to eat.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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