Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

1+1= 69

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

So a seal walks into a club...

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

milly, milly, milly, cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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