What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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son, you're adopted.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Oh...okay, good.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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