- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

George W. Bush

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