What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Rick Perry.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Well, this is fun.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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