- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

knock knock you may come in

An iguana walks out of a bar

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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