Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Robin, get in the car.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Rick Perry.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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