did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

The jets are a good team..

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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