how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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American healthcare.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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