- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

The Aristocrats

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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