- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A black succeeds

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

black people. that is all...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Womens rights.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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