What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Military intelligence.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Kenny G

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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