What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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William Raines.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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black people. that is all...

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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potato

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock knock, come in.

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