- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Women rights..

the cow goes moo

Obama

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Women's rights

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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