- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

live babies

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Robin, get in the car.

a horse walks into a barn

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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