- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Women rights..

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Obama

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Women's rights

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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