What what In the butt

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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