Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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The jets are a good team..

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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