Johnny just finished his pie.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Oh...okay, good.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Obama

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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