What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

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