A black succeeds

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Is Carly smart? No.

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black people. that is all...

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Womens rights.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I hate you.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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