whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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gays

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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