yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there .. derp

A joke

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

blubber vaginass CC

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

who just made fun of katie matt

George W. Bush

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Is Carly smart? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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