I got shot, you laughed

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

George W. Bush

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

arse

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A black succeeds

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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