Hello world

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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