In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I got shot, you laughed

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A joke

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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The jets are a good team..

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Global Warming.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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