- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Robin, get in the car.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Rick Perry.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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