A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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the cow goes moo

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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