Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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