what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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