- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

son, you're adopted.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

1+1= 69

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Oh...okay, good.

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