- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians