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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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