- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A blonde dies Lololol

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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