Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

womens rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Who is it?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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