- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

This is an anti-joke.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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