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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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