- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A guy walks into a bar

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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