Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Jovan

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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