Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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