- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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