- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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