- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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