- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

it was all Tagart

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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