what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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