Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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