- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

so...um, yeah

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Your sex life.

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