- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

race-car = rac-ecar

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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