- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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