- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Maths.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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