- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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