Women's Rights..

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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