- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Boob

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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