- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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