What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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One time i was sitting down

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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