What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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