- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How did the black person die? Of old age

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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