- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!