Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Women's rights

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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