Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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