- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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