- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Im taking a shit right now.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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