Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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#Getweird

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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