- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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