What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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