A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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well use a tissue!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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