- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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