How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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