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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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