Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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