Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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