What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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