- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.