- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle