a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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