- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Bryson got a concussion...he died

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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