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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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