- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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