- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

human centipede

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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