- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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