Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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