- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

My cat just died.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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