What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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