Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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