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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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