- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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