- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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