Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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