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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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