What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What is the difference?

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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