Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Tunechi

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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