- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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