- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

where's mom I killed her

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Male leadership.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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