Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Caramel Boing.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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THe Election

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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