Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Japan

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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