Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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