I put my baby in a microwave.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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