- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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