You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Anti Joke

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