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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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