- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Anti Jokes = Drained

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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