- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What is the name of the car? What

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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