- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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