- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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