If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

God is real.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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