- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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