What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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learn. advance!

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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