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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Obama lin Baden.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!