What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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