What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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