What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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