why dont they make black forks

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Women outside of the kitchen.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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