- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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