- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

João Duarte reads this.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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