- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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