- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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