- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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