- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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