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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head