So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

kieran is a homosexual

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...