- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did you poop because you are a poop

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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