Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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