- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Potassium? K.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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