- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

here's a joke... the american education society

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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