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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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