- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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