How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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woman's rights

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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