- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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