How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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women's rights.

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The Labour Party.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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