What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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woman's rights

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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