- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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