If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A guy walks into a bar

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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You are joking right?

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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