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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

sky silverstein

Diarrhea

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Your mom.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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