- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Click here to end the world.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I have a really funny joke.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What does two plus two equal? 4

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