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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what are you mike bibby?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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