- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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