- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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