- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Refridgerator.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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