There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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knock,knock you suck

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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