Rebecca Black

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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homosexual rights to marriage

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