- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

NEVER

Faithful men.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How old are you? 7

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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