Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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