Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

SHUT UP JP

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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