Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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