- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why? Because.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do we call Osama? Osama

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What does? 42

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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