- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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