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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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