- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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