- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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