- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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