What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

John Cena

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Anti Joke

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