What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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dallen loves penis

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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