- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.