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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

I enjoy Popcorn

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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