- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your girlfriend.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

hey guys im gay

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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