What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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