- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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