- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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