- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

i like turtles

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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