Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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