- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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