- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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