- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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