Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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