- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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