Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

whats black and strange a paki

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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