- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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