- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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