Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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one stop shop

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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