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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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