How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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