How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

knock knock who's there? faith

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Sam Hengal.

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