- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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