How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Julian Ha.

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