- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what looks like a banana? a penis

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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