Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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someone called someone else a frog

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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