life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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