Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Racial Equality

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What do you call a bear. Rob.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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