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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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