Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Obama lin Baden.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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