- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

how do you win a game try your best

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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