What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Racial Equality

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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