- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Corn Muffins

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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