- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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