- Anti Joke

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

my wife out of the kitchen

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.