- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is 9+10? 19

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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