Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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