- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A penis walks into a bar..

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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