Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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