- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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