- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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