this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

The FCC

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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