- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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