- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Tall asians

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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