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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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