- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Gay rights.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

justin beiber sucks

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Andoni was here

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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