Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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