- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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