- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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