What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Jovan

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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