Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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