- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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