- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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