- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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