- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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