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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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