you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

hey guys im gay

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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