- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

knock knock i have diarrhea

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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