- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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