Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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