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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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