What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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kennah campion when she talks

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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