- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

my penis

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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