- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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