- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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