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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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