TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Manchester City

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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* anti-punchline

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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