Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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RUN

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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