What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Please ignore this statement.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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