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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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