- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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