What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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