- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

j.p. is dumb

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

N-E Pats never cheated

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Chicken

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What do black people eat? Food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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