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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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