- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

No it doesnt..

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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