Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Justin Bieber

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Your Mom

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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