What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Dumb

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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