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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

batman farted so hes retarded

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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