What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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