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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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