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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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