- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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