- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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