- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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