- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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