- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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