- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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