An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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sky silverstein

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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