A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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