whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

One, two, three, four and five

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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