- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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