What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Pickles are moist.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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The New York Giants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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