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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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