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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

My cat just died.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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