- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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