What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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