Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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