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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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