What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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