- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I love pissing people off :P

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