Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

I have a really funny joke.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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