a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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