- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I am quite mature.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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