a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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