- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Julian Ha.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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