- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

So FDR walks into a bar.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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