- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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