- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

an emo girl walked into a white room

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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