what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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