- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Get up Look in the mirror

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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