- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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