- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

what do you call a black guy african american

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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