How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

quantum physics?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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