what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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