- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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