(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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