- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

eoin burgin is fat

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Racial Equality

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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