"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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