- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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