- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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