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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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