What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

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