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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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