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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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