- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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