- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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