- Anti Joke

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome