- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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