- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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