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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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