Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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