- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

how do you call someone? use a phone

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