- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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