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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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