- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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