- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock Knock! F*ck off

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

whats gay and american? a gay american

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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