Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Gus's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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