Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Guess what? The Game.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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