Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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