- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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