- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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