- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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