- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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