So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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why dont they make black forks

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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I enjoy Popcorn

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