- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 3+3= 8

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pull my finger (farts)

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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