- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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