- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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