How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

SHUT UP JP

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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