Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

* anti-punchline

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Men's rights

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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