- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Gus's mom

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

irish man drinking john smiths

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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