What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A van drives into a car.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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