- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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