The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Your girlfriend.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do I hate? people

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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