What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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hi jonny

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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