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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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