- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Racial equality.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock come in

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who wants water? I do.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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