why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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