- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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