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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Ben Corbishley

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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