If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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