Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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No soup for you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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