Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

This is an anti-joke.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Guest what in the butt

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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