What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Anti Joke

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