- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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