Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

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