- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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