A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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