- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

pull my finger (farts)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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