- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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