What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Anti Joke

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