- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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