- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A black man walks out of a police station

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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