How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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