- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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