- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

i like it in the mouth

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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