A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Yellow People !!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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