Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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