- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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