I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

quantum physics?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

here's a joke... the american education society

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Anti Joke

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