Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Manchester City

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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