Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

antonis sister is mighty fine

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

women's rights.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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