- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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