- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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