What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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