Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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