If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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