- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

YOU

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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