- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A woman walks into a bar.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Where's my tractor?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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