What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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