A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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