- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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