- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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