What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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