Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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i hate non minorities!

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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