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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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