- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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