- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

roses are red poo is poo

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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