Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A pope meets another one

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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