- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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