- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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