Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why so serious ?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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