- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A house comes around the corner.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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