A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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