2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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