- Anti Joke

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools