- Anti Joke

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad