What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What is older than history?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your're racist.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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