What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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