- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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