- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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