There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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