Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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