Robin, get in the car, please.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Lil Wayne

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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