- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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