- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

My cat just died.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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