Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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