Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Face Hunter is scum

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

I had 99 problems Solved them all

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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