- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

poopy is poopy

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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