- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A russian gives away vodka.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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