I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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