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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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