what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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