- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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