What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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