- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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