- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Where's my baby??

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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