- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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