- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What is older than history?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Nobody cares maddie!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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