I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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