- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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