What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I'm Coming

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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