- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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