Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

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