- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

My spelling is horrible

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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