What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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