- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

What does? 42

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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