- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Hail Hitler

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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