How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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