Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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