- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

that wall over there ->

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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