- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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