- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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