- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's funny? Women's rights.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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