- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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