- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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