Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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