- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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