- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Blacks

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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