Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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