Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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