What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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