- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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