- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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