- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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