- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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