- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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