- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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