What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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