- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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