- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats two plus two Four!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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