* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yellow People !!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's 1+1? 69.

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