Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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knock,knock you suck

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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