- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A pope meets another one

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Women outside of the kitchen.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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