One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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