- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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