Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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