Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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how do you win a game try your best

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Anti Joke

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