- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Death by kayak

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