- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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