A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A gay man watches football.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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