What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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