What does the average fishermen catch Fish

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

i like it in the mouth

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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