- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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