What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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