What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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