- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call two dog? dogs

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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