Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

i hate non minorities!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's better than a stick? A stone

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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