- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A dyslexic blind man

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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