What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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