Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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