- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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