Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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