What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Manchester City

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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