- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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