Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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im watching you..

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Albert your flies undone.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Who invented apple? God

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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