Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A pope meets another one

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

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