Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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