- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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