- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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