- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

you see theres this guy.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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