Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

my gramma died

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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