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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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