- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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