Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Badabing.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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