What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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