- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Whats 1+1? window!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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