What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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like most people my age. im 27

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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