- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

You're welcome. On to the next house.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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