- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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