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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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