- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Racial Equality

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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