- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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