- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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