Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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