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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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