- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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