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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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