- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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