- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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