wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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