- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock knock knock OCD

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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