- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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