- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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