- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

womens rights

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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