There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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