- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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