- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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