- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Link ate ink to make him sink.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Trump will make America great again.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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