Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Anyone can post anything.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

I'm rick james bitch

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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