- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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