what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How about that airline food?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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