- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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