- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

you will like this because i am black.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

antijoke is the best website.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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