- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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