Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Anti Joke

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