Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Penis

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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9/11 my birthday

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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