- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

poopy is poopy

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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