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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Fat? Jesse Z

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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