- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

HELLO EVERYONE

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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