How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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