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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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