Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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