Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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My spelling is horrible

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Peas

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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