What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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