- Anti Joke

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Hello

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny