How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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