- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

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