- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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