- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Puns are terrible. I love them.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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