What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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justin beiber sucks

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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