what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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