Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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hi michael

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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im watching you..

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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