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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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