- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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