- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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