- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Pain Olympics.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A lot eh?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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