roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Thats what she said

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