Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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