What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Beka has AIDS

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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