- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Allah walked into AK Bar

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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