- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

you see theres this guy.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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