one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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