- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Once, I went to Peru.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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An Aisian failed a test

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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