How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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