- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

read me write me

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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