- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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