Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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