why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

cory is gay

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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