- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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