- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eric is gay Ha

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How old are you? 7

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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