Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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