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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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