- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A dyslexic blind man

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

America

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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