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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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