- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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