Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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