Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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