Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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