red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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