What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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