- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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