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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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