what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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