what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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