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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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