If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What page are you on The gay page.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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