- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What page are you on The gay page.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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