Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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