- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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