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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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