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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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