- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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