Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

human centipede

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I named my son ps2 controller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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