- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

star wars kid

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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