- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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