Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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