- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

autistic kids rock

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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