- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Your girlfriend.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do I hate? people

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Justin Bieber

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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