- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Democracy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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