- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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