- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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