- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.