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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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