- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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