- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I put my baby in a microwave.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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