Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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