- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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