How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

No your aunties a joke

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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