- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's blue? The sky.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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