- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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