a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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