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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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