A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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