A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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