- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

my penis

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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