Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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