- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Antijokes...

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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