- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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