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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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