- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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