- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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