- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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