Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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