- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Chick Norris... Enough said

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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