- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

So these two girls have a cup .

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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