What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

can you touch your toes? no

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

thumb_up thumb_down -26

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

thumb_up thumb_down -26

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops