- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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