How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What would u like to drink?

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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