- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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