- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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