- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Get up Look in the mirror

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