Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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