Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Gus's mom

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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