- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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