You are joking right?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Maths.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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