- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Hello.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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