- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Take wrong turns

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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