two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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12 in general

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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