- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Cripples are lame.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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