- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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