- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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