If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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