A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call two dog? dogs

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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