- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

here's a joke... the american education society

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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