- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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