your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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FUCK YOU

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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