- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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