- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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