Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Roses are red.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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