why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

FUCK YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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