- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

if you don't like this you're gay

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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