- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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