Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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