how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

BIG MAC'S

I think everybody should have a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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