Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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every knight i see an owl at window

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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