- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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