WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

antonio has a penis head.lol

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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