- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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