- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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