How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock.

Gay rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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