Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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