- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Jack Stevens

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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