- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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