What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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