- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.