Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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I'm Coming

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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A fat guy!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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