How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Chlamydia

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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