why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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