- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

your mom was so fat that she died.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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