- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Women deserve equal rights.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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