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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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