- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

12 in general

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.