What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Whats 1+1? window!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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