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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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