Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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guess what what ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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