- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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