- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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