What is your name? My name is Jeff

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

pobody's nerfect

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

bite me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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