- Anti Joke

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what is orange? an orange