- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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