- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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