- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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