Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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