Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Men's rights

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

race-car = rac-ecar

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Anti Joke

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