Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

12 in general

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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