Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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