Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

bite me

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

here's a joke... the american education society

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Obama = ebola

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Christ is a conspiracy

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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