What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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