- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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