- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

So FDR walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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