- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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