Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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