- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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