What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What is the difference?

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Hi.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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that wall over there ->

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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