Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Go away still nothing to see

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yellow People !!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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