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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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