aodhan hearty

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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