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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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