Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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