- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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