A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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GOODBYE

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YOU

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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