- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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