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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Chlamydia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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