- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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