- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

AIDS

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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