Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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