Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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deez nuts

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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