- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A fat guy!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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