- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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