- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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