- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How about that airline food?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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