What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what is orange? an orange

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Massie is a fatass

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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