What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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