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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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