yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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I <3 Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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