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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

JUST KIDDING^

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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