- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Black people in Camden NJ.

i'm hard

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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