- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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