My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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