Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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