- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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