- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it