Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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a black man pays his child support

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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