- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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