whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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