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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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