- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is my name? I dont know

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

There once was a man from Nantucket.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

A shark ate your mom

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