A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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outside your comfort zone

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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