guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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