What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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