- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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