Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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