- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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