- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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