- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Chuck Norris.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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