What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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