- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I'm winning at Scrabble.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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