Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did? Yes

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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