- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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