- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Horse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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