- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

how much fish could a chicken

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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