What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

womens rights

I <3 Hitler

Knock knock... Home invasion

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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