write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What does? 42

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Anti Joke

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