How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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