- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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