I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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