I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

eoin burgin is fat

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

My jeans

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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