- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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