- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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