what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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