Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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i like turtles

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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