what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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