roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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