Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what is 3+3= 8

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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