a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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