- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Obama = ebola

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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