A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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