- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

LeBron in the fourth quarter

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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