- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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