Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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