- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How old are you? 7

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

nolan is gay

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