Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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