- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny? Women's rights.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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