A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Beka has AIDS

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Hail Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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