- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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