A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Rebecca Black

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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