- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

=3

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

human centipede

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??