- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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