why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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