- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Donald Trump

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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