Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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hi charles lattuca III

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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