- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??