- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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