- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock? Come in.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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