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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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