why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

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