Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How about that airline food?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Sarah Palin.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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