why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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