Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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