what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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