- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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