- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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