- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is green and slow Grass.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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