Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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knock,knock you suck

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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