- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock come in

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

i like it in the mouth

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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