why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A American seeking into mexico

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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