I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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