- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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