What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Antijokes...

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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