- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

roses are red violets should be purple

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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