"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Anti Joke

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