- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

No it doesnt..

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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