- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Massie is a fatass

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

My spelling is horrible

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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