- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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