- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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