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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Women's professional sports

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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