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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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