- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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