- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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