- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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