- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Potassium? K.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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