- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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