Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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