- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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