- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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