- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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