Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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No it doesnt..

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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