Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what do you call a black guy african american

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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