What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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