Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A woman walks into a bar.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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