What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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