- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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