Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Anti Joke

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