- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

One, two, three, four and five

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I wrote a funny joke.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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