- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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