Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Fat people

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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