- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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