No

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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