- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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