- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Albino African Americans

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A Chinese man fails a math test

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