Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

You know what's funny? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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