- Anti Joke

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I? Everett

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Tony Romo

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS