- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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