- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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