Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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