- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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