- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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