Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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You are joking right?

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Happy Monday!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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