Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

So FDR walks into a bar.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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