- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's your blood type? Red.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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