- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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