Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Caolan and Eamon

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

No your aunties a joke

why dont they make black forks

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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