- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

An iguana walks out of a bar

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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