Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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I Love Hitler.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Religion

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Knock knock, come in.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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This is not a joke.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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CHEEZECAKE

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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