- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

The AIDS patient was gay

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Like my status for a tbh?

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.