There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Women's rights.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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the cow goes moo

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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cc

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Women's rights

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Kim Kardashian.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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