Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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