- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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