Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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jokes r dumb

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Rick Perry.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Turtles

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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