- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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