Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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