some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Brett Farve

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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