Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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the cow goes moo

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Women rights..

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Obama

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Women's rights

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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