Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I like jokes.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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