- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Religion

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, come in.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

ASSCHEEKS

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

This is not a joke.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

CHEEZECAKE

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

A baby seal walks in to a club

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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