- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

The Aristocrats

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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