Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Women rights..

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Kenny G

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Anti Joke

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