What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Kenny G

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Brett Farve

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Robin, get in the car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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