What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Carlton

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Kenny G

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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