"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Womens rights.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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dildo

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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