- Anti Joke

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Women's rights

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

No joke.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

penis