- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Turtles

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

William Raines.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Knock knock, come in.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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