- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

American healthcare.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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