Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Women rights..

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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