What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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The jets are a good team..

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Global Warming.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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i have aids and a chode

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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