Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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