- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, come in.

CHEEZECAKE

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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