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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

No joke.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

William Raines.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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