Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Women rights..

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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