- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

The jets are a good team..

The WNBA.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

No joke.

Women's rights

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

i like potatoes

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