What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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