- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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