Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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your social life.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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