- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

heyy emit chase wazzup

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Beka has AIDS

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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