what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Democracy.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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so how about that irline food

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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