A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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