Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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