- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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