Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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