- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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