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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

good looking women

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

kieran is a homosexual

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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