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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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