- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Can anyone Lenin money?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??