What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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race-car = rac-ecar

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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