- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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