Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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