- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What does two plus two equal? 4

Your mom is so old she died

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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