- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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