- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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