- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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