- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Brain fart

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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