- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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