Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

sky silverstein

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

women's rights

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

here's a joke... the american education society

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