- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Drew Knowles is gay

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a black man? Rob

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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