why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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