Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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