What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Click here to end the world.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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