- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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