Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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