what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

su algato es en fuego

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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