- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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