- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock knock. Its open.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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