- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

every knight i see an owl at window

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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