- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

a black man walks out of popeyes

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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