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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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