- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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