- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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