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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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