Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

penis. nuff said.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

The Big Band Theory

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Once upon a time a was born

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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