- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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