why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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