Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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