- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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