- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Indians

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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