- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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