Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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