- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

like most people my age. im 27

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

joe galasso from plainview ny

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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