- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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