red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A lot eh?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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