- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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