what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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poopy is poopy

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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