- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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