How did the black person die? Of old age

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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how do you win a game try your best

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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