- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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