- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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