- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

drugs.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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