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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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