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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Obama lin Baden.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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