- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

A praying mantis is very graceful

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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