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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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