- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

salad days!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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