Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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