Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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