- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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