What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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