- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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