What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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