What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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