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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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