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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

you will like this because i am black.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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