- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Jovan

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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