- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

The cream, it is coming

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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