- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a black man? Rob

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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