- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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