- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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