- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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