- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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