- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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