What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A young baby died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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