Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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