- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Dumb

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

white or wheat? wheat please.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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