The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

how do you win a game try your best

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

your mom was so fat that she died.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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