- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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