- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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