How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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