- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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