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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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