Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Obama lin Baden.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Tony Romo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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