- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

guess what what ...

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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