What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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