Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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