A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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The FCC

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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