- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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