I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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