- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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