- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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