- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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