What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Adam Chebali is awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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