Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

N-E Pats never cheated

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

My jeans

I <3 Hitler

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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