- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

knock knock? come in

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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