- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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