- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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