every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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men's rights activists

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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