- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

I'm rick james bitch

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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