- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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