- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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