- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Burp

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know