- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Faithful men.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

No antijoke here.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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