- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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