- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do I hate? people

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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