PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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diarrhea.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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a blind man walks into a wall

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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