THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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poopy is poopy

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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