What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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