Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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