How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Caolan and Eamon

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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