- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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