- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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