- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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