* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

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