Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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