What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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