- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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