- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

hers a joke... japanese people

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Women outside of the kitchen.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Pain Olympics.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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