- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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