- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?