- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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