- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

this website is a bad joke

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