A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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David Cameron

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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