- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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