Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Happy Monday!

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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