- Anti Joke

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race-car = rac-ecar

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.