Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A car walks into a bar.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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