- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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