- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Neither did she.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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