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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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