- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's 2+2? Fish

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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