- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's one plus one? two.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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