Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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