- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's brown an sticky Shit

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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