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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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