- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Happy Monday!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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