How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

every knight i see an owl at window

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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