- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Im taking a shit right now.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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