Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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