Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Boob

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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