Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Jimmy Saville

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Yes

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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