Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

girls basketball

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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