- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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