Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Lololol

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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