- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I enjoy Popcorn

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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