What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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