- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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