- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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