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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Your mom.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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