A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

One time i was sitting down

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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