- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

My cat just died.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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