- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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