A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

here's a joke... the american education society

The chickens have become self-aware!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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