- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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