What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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