Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Jesus Christ

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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penis. nuff said.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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