A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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