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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Reverse psychology never fails.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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