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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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