- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

quantum physics?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

womans having rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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