- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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