- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A Duck walks into a bar.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Diarrhea

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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