Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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My children are mistakes

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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