Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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