- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what came first the chicken or the chips

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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