- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

4 hours later.

No it doesnt..

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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