Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A hill billy went fishing

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

men's rights activists

i'm hard

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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