- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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