- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Cheese

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats white jizz

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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