Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A pope meets another one

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Communism hehe xd

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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