- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

No thank you, I don't like violence

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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