- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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