- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Gay rights.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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