A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Chris is hairy

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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