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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

This is an anti-joke.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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