- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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