-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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