When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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