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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Lil Wayne

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Robin, get in the car, please.