Bitch

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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