Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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