- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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