- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

White men's rights

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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