- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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