- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

In soviet Russia...things are different

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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