a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

pull my finger (farts)

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Anti Joke

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