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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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