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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.