How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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