Neither did she.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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