How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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