- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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