- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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