- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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