- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

haha black people :D

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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