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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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