- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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