- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

The Labour Party.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

alert('The Game')

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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