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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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