- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your girlfriend.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

NEVER

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's up? Your time.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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