- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

one stop shop

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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