What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Communism hehe xd

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A pope meets another one

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Eric is gay Ha

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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