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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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