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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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