- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

i like it in the mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Racial equality.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Poop

What's blue? The sky.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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