Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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