How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

ure mama's so fat

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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