- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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