I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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