- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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