We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How you know when dislextic

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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