- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

womens rights.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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