What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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