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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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