Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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