- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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