hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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