- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

batman farted so hes retarded

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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