- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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