- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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