- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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