You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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