- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Whats funny? Your face.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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