- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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