- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Yanter, Look it up

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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