- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Do the roar!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A baby seal walks into a club.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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