guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Jack Stevens

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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