Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A van drives into a car.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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