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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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