- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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