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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

My Nan, that is all.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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