- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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