How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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read this sentence again.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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