- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Massie is a fatass

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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