- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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