- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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