What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

here's a joke... the american education society

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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