Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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