- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

eoin burgin is fat

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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