- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Youre mom is so dead...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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