- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

how man

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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