What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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You're*

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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