Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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