- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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