- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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