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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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