- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Nero, sure you are okay?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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