What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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