- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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