- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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