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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and slow Grass.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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