- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??