- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Indians

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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