What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

13 =B you just learned something

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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