- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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