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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

who is really lanky? james cornish

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock knock Come in

A man did not like this site

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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