- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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