- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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