- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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