- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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