Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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