what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

My children are mistakes

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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