How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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