- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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