- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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