What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A fat guy!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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I'm Coming

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Chlamydia

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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