why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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