- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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