roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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