- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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