- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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