- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

9/11 my birthday

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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