Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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