- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

One time i was sitting down

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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