- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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