- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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