There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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