- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

what are you mike bibby?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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