- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Beka has AIDS

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Men's rights

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

* anti-punchline

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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