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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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