- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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