- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

knock knock come in

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

i like it in the mouth

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