- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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