- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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