women's rights.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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