How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Jesus Christ

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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