- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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