Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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