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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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