- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Balls

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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