- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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