Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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