- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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