- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Dude man, I'm high...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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