A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Men's rights

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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