- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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