- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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