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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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