What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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