Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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