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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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