Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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