hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Click here to end the world.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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