- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Obama lin Baden.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

whats green and lives in the water

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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