- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

My cat just died.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the chicken cross the road...

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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