Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Happy Monday!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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read this sentence again.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Anti Joke

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