Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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quantum physics?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Tunechi

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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