- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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