what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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