- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Sir, your wife is dead

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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