Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the president do for the people? ...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...