- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Barack Obama

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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