- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Massie is a fatass

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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