- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

yolo your orange looks orange

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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