- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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