- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Where's my baby??

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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