What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is red and smells like paint red paint

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Knock Knock? Come in.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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