- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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