What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Your big dick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Brain fart

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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