- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

hey hey apple

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Please ignore this statement.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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