- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Gus's mom

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets should be purple

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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