- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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