Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Where's my baby??

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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