Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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