Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A man was shot. He died.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

HOLY COW!

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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