Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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