Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Burp

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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