- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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