How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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