- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Obama = ebola

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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