Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Dumb

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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