Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Beka has AIDS

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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womens rights

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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