- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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