why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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