Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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it was all Tagart

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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