- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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