- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

1+2 = 6

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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