How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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