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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

WOw you have no life

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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