Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

your face is kinda funny

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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