- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

You tell me. I have amnesia.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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