If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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