- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

I walk into a bar...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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