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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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