- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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