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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

ure mama's so fat

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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