In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I have a really funny joke.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Click here to end the world.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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