Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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