- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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