- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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