Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

No antijoke here.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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