Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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