how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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