- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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