- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

kennah campion when she talks

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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