- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A pope meets another one

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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