- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Rape

I'm homeless.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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