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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A lot eh?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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