- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Poop

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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