What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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