What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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