What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

White men's rights

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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