What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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