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poopy is poopy

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Balls

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

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