- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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