What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Well this is pointless.....

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

jd and zach loves vigina

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

so...um, yeah

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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