- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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