- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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