- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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