yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...