what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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taking out the trash... at night

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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