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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Once, I went to Peru.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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