- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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