Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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A man died.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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