- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Whats funny? Your face.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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