- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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