How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A pope meets another one

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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