I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats black and strange a paki

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Potassium? K.

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