what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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