Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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