- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Your girlfriend.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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