Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Hey

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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