what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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