Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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