What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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How's the weather? Good.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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I have a really funny joke.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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