Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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it was all Tagart

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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