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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

4 hours later.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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