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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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