- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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