Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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