- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Happy Monday!

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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