Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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