A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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