What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

America

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Tucker Rivera

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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