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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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