- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Womans baksetball...

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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