- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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