What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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time to spruce up!

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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