Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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