what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Happy Monday!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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