What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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