What's worse than dieing? Not much.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Sarah Palin.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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