A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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