- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How old are you? 7

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Jack Stevens

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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