- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Your Mom

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??