why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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your mum

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Y u do dis?

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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