- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is green and slow Grass.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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