How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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