- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I had friends on the Death Star.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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