Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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