- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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