Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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kk

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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the bible

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Anti Joke

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