What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Peas

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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