- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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