They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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