What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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