- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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