- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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