What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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