Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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