- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

kennah campion when she talks

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.