Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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