- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

roses are red violets should be purple

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

someone called someone else a frog

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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