When life throws knives at you, run away.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Anti Joke

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