Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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