- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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