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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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