a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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