- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why are white people white? I don't know

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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