Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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