what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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