How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A guy walks into a bar

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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