- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

My cat just died.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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