What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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