- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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