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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

fridge

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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