Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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