if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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