- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Face Hunter is scum

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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