- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Obama = ebola

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