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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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