- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Eric is gay Ha

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

batman farted so hes retarded

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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