- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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