What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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