- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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