- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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