Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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