- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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