- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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