- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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