- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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