- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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