- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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