- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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