What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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