Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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learn. advance!

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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