What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Obama = ebola

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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