- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

No antijoke here.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's long and black The unemployment line

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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