- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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