- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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