What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Racial Equality

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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