- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

I like school Said no one ever.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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