Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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