- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

hey guys im gay

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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