- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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