- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Diarrhea

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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