your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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And you honored it I see :P

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Your face

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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