- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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