- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are red.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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