- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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