Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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