- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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