What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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