- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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