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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man did not like this site

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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