- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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