- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

kennah campion when she talks

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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