- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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