- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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