Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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