- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Death by kayak

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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