- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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