- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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