Adam Chebali is awesome

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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hers a joke... japanese people

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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