It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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RUN

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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