- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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