Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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