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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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