- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Chuck Norris.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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