- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

I wrote a funny joke.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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