What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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