- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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