- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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