- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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