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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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