What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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