A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Men's rights

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

* anti-punchline

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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