- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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