one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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