What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Gay rights.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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