An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

WNBA

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

My spelling is horrible

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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