- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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