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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Poop

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Anti Joke

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