- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

deez nuts

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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