Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Yellow People !!

hey guys im gay

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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