- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

13 =B you just learned something

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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