- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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