Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Racial Equality

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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