- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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