- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I am quite mature.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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