Women's rights.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

12/23/2012

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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call me maybe.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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