- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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