A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A women left the kitchen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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