- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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