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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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