Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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