- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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