- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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