Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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I enjoy Popcorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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