- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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