- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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