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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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