- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Cheese

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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