Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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