Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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