Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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