- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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