- Anti Joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.