- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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