how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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sadf

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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