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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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