What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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I walk into a bar...

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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