- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

white or wheat? wheat please.

matt is fat

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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