- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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