a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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WNBA

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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