- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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