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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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