- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

LO AND BEHOLD!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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