- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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