- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

jd and zach loves vigina

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

so...um, yeah

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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