THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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