What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Blacks

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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