- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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