- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

I <3 Hitler

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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