A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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I <3 Hitler

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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