- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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