Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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