- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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