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If the 49ers won the superbowl

What page are you on The gay page.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A russian gives away vodka.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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