Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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