Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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