- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what are you mike bibby?

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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