Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Your girlfriend.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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