- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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