- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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