How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

12 niqqa 12.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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