- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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