Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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