What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I wrote a funny joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

One, two, three, four and five

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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