why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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