- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Your Mom

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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