Christ is a conspiracy

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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sky silverstein

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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