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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

All of these jokes are about white people

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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