Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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