It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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civil rights

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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