Adam Chebali is awesome

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Knock Knock. Come in.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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