- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Anti Joke

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