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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Go away still nothing to see

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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