- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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