- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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