Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Blacks

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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