- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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