whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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