- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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