Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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