- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Okay.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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