I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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