What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Apple hates Blackberry.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Anti Joke

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