- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Equal rights!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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