Men's rights

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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