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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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