Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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