- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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