Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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