If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Phew... it's gone.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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