- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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