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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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