- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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your mum

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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