- Anti Joke

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what is orange? an orange

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Apple hates Blackberry.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money