knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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