why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Racial Equality

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Stop. Seriously stop.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Anti Joke

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