- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the man die? He was old.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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