- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Dwarf Shortage

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