- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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