- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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