- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

so...um, yeah

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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