A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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