- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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