- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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