- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

every knight i see an owl at window

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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