how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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