- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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