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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A van drives into a car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Death by kayak

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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