the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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