- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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