- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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