What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Who is it?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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