- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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