- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

pobody's nerfect

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

whats green and lives in the water

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