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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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