*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

a black man pays his child support

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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