- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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