- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Hey how is your wife and my kids

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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