- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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