- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

kieran is a homosexual

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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