what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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