- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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