there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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