An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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