- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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