- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

bite me

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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