Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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