Turkey Balls

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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