What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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