- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Sam Hengal.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

knock knock who's there? faith

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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