- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Dead girls can't say no.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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