CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Male leadership.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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