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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

here's a joke... the american education society

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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