- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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