- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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