How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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kkkk

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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