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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Antijokes...

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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