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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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