- Anti Joke

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what is worse than a guy pissed?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Once upon a time a was born

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils