- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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