- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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