- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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