Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What? Huh?

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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