Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do I hate? people

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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