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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.