- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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