- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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