Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

I'm Coming

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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