- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

rent a cops

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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