Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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