- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

pobody's nerfect

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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