a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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