HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

whats white jizz

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