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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Women deserve equal rights.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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