- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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