Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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