How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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