there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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what goes boo a sock

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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