- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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