What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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