Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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