What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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