- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Knock Knock. Doors open

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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