whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Obama = ebola

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Christ is a conspiracy

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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