- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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