Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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