- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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