Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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