- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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