What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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