- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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