- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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