A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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