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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Sir, your wife is dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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