- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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