- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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