- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Charlie Sheen is winning

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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