- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Who is big and stupid My brother

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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