- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A black man walks out of a police station

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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