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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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