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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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