how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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The FCC

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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