- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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