- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Turkeys are obese

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

your mom is so stupid she got raped

knock knock come in !

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??