Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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