what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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